Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 05, 2022

What, I’m the first one here? Next time I’ll come prepared.

Wow it’s lonely here now

Couldn’t Pablo just use the pile of money as a blanket to keep his daughter warm? It would’ve lasted much longer than the bonfire.

“….I Need a Vacation…” (My favorite line in T-2)

Pablo couldn’t have spent his money in a better way.

I would rather have coffe that tastes like peanuts.

That coffee is bad news for those with peanut allergies.

If you calculated how much Arnold got paid for each scowl, the price would be more reasonable.

Something tells me that peanut coffee would taste gross. And I doubt it would wake me up in the morning. Peanuts don’t have caffeine.

I’d like to try the peanut coffee.

Pablo might tell you it was a flash in the pan. Or, money isn’t the most important thing. Handy though it may be.

$21k/word is the same rate of pay that Ohtani gets next year per inning played, even if he doesn’t play. $185,185 per game times 163 games = $30Million.

We all get paid and we all get terminated. ~ The Old Man on The Mountain, plus they bring me pb&j.

Take care, may failed cartel hit man Pablito “I Load The Gun But It No Kill So I Load Again With Sparkletts Instead Of Tap Water And It Still No Kill But Victims Laugh So That Is Good No?” Payasord be with you, and gesundheit.

Talk about having money to burn (I can’t believe no one beat me to that).

You know, I’m offended by something every day. Know what I do? I pull on my big-girl pants and get on with my life. I am so tired of these little small-minded twits who can’t have fun insisting that no one else have fun either. If you were offended, go read something else. I don’t see any great jokes coming from you. I used to pass the jokes on to others—and oh my gosh, I’M A WOMAN!!!! How can I possibly laugh at something that GASP! may make a derogatory comment about women? Because all good little commies know that if a single person is upset, no one is allowed to have fun. Which is why the little Karen doesn’t post jokes. No one is ever, ever supposed to enjoy life or laugh.

OK, sorry. Rant over. But holy crap, this ticks me off. What ticks me off most is that they enjoy the fact that they have taken a little spot of enjoyment away from others because they wouldn’t know how to laugh if they were being tickled.

I propose a one day a week boycott of BION until Steve comes back.

I am the type who likes to start my day with something funny. Especially jokes. Which hurt no one, btw. Before I retired, I looked forward to going to work because my coworker always had a good joke for me. Some were ethnic, some were religious, some were blonde. Some were about hillbillies, of which, I am one. All were funny and no one got hurt by any of them. I really miss those days. And all because some misinformed person thinks he knows what is best for us.

Good for you James Harrell. Continuing to be a mainstay of society. Keeping up the good work of George Washington Carver.

My new avatar is a painting of Parrots that my Granddaughter and I did together! She is an accomplished artist and this was like a duet on canvas! Certainly a memorable moment!

I miss Steve Siver and his jokes

Peanut coffee? Right. And diet coke tastes exactly like coke and veggy burgers taste just like meat burgers.

Butter goes well in peanut coffee

What is our fascination with making something that isn’t the original something, but tastes like, looks like, acts like, or operates like the original something?

You may think of artificial flavors, but I’m talking artificial intelligence.

That $15 million doesn’t take into affect taxes, paying a support staff, paying a production company, having to pay for all those sunglasses…

How could a guy who was such a devoted father lived such an evil life.

My wife’s birthday is coming up in a few weeks.

She’s been leaving jewelry magazine’s around the house.

So I went out and got her a magazine rack.