Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 12, 2022

if I were a dog person — seeing as I never grew up having a dog — I’d probably choose easy-to-sweep kibble (the dry-mix).

My dog does dry with a little fresh chicken on top. i use her asmy avatar…

“I really want to know you. Really want to go with you. Really want to show you,” (George Harrison)

Kibbles or bits?

“So, Old-timer, do you wear boxers or briefs?” " Depends …"

That’s it Snoopy, get right down to the important stuff.

Fresh!

Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?

Both, of course.

Nice to see that Snoopy wants to know what his lady likes.

I don’t give my doggie a choice. It’s all or nothing. Mostly dry with 2 tbs. of wet puree or salmon (she loves that), leftover veggie juices, sometimes nuts and/or leftover salad. And on days that I have chicken, she get’s chopped skins. Yum.

Table scraps.

A blend. Something with substance, yet with a little crunch for texture.

Maybe she likes spaghetti as in “Lady and the Tramp” and romantic dinners with music.

Whatever smells worse, probably.

Is this what they mean by “Hopeless Romantic”?

The the Veterinary business we use the term “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food” (B.A.R.F.)

He’s taking butt-sniffing drugs to get to know you better.

That answer can make a difference in a relationship. Would a Vegan really want to date a Carnivore? Possibly, but in general, you date someone with similar tastes. Dry or wet means two different meals at mealtime….

“But, most of all, you being a dog, can you even read?”

What do you expect in a love letter based on his stories?

Snoopy you yourself have no choice other than that the food offered by the roundhead. You are being flagrant.

Come onn ! Snoppy, you have to get her a big playe of spaghetti and a mandolin player playing BELLA NOTE’ !!