One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for November 13, 2023

He sounds like he was quite the Chum.

That price was 50 or more years ago.

Perhaps they skimped a bit on the disinfectant.

Reminds me of this from The Meaning of Life. https://www.youtube.COM/watch?v=jMBsZC-FJNE

You have got to pay a lot more now to get that much food poisoning.

Probably back when she looked less like The Joker’s mom…

“But I didn’t eat the Salmon Mousse!”

Got to be careful with 29 cent cans of salmon, guessing the cans were bulging as well.

He looked into my eyes and said, “I think you’re standing on my IV line.”

You have to pay a lot more to get mercury poisoning now a days.

Lost him? Where did you see him last?

Carl was her cat?

I don’t think it was food poisoning after all. I mean, it would take hours for you to get sick. I think he got a mass of it stuck in his throat and choked. Since he never spoke after saying that.

Is that hilarious? No? Oh well.

I thought the punch line was going to be that he was literally lost. “I don’t need a map for my trip, Avis. I’ll find the lodge just fine on my own.”