Questionable Quotebook by Sam Hepburn for September 25, 2022

When our daughter was 4 and her brother was 2, she didn’t want to share her cookie. We told her she had to. She broke off a piece about the size of what you see above.

I’ve never heard of “sharing size”. Is that one of those mythical things like “leftovers” or “spare ribs”?

‘Share’ and ‘chocolate’ should never be in the same sentence. I mean it’s chocolate!!

“One can never be too thin, too rich, have too much chocolate or too many comic books.” C. R. Okumoto, Esq.

And another thing I don’t understand, why are bags of M&Ms resealable? ;-)

They make you feel generous, but admit it, you felt each and every one to check if one of them had a smaller ‘bite’ inside; and shared that one.

Face it, when you open anything chocolate it becomes a single serving. It’s magic.