Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 06, 2022

At some point, I discovered that “dogie” is a motherless calf. Unlike “doggy” which is a small canine.

Be nice. He’s just trying to fit in.

It’s your misfortune ain’t none of my own

Just fled to Texas, and don’t quite know the lingo.

They are by the fire – they could make a hot dogie.

Too funny! Thanks, Leigh.

Dachshund: Half a dog high, and a dog-and-a-half long.

time to cook a weiner on the fire

Well, that is a long doggy.

Get a rope…

It’s your misfortune and none of my own. Sorry, I don’t know how to make a music note icon.

Get a long, little doggie.

…if you remind me of my dog, we’re bound to get along…get along little doggie…

You still have to pet the dog!