Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 04, 2022

Will that be one lump or two?

sure, Andy

At least take your shoes off Andy!

You know where he is now….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-4th-october-2022-28131308

Is he small enough to stuff into his pigeon-loft? That way he could sleep on a feathered bed.

We used to visit my Dad’s parents from time to time. For sleeping, they (Mom and Dad) went to a motel, and I got the bed that he had as a child. As he said, “That was old when I was young.”

Well, Flo—the next time that layabout is thrown into gaol, don’t pay his bail.

That’ll save wear and tear on the sofa!!

L’shana tovah, rom, Elde, and Linguist.

May you all be sealed in the Book of Life.

the way Flo says it, as if it was a surprise or a new thing shrug o_O

He seems committed. Give him that.

Practice.

I’m calling us the Pot Spotters and Purple Squad!

The sofa’s not the only thing old and lumpy.

Old and lumpy, hmmm… Sound like anyone we know?

By now it has his body imprint.

Flo’s face expression in the last panel is legendary.

We had a horrible old settee that used to give me tiny electric shocks. I don’t know what kind of material it was. We have a black leather one now. Much better!

xxx

On the up side, think about all the trouble he isn’t getting into while lying on the couch.

If it weren’t for the pubs, Andy would spend his whole life on the sofa.

Sorry guys, I can’t resist. When Andy was talking about making the best of something old and lumpy, I thought he was talking about Flo …