Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 20, 2022

No wonder Rob can never find a snack.

I’d help you Satchel

secret member of the plumbers Union.

It’ s good that Bucky didn’t mention the vampire crocodiles, they would see off the vampire alligators in a while and then Satchel would be in a croc’Os#%t

You walked right into that one Rob old boy

And down the drain it all goes.

Vampire bats is what the Vampire baseball teams use, isn’t it?

Bad choice of words Rob.

Why no whiskers on Satchel and Bucky? They seem to have muzzles of blackheads – YUCK! Jus’ askin’ for a friend . . .

Open a restaurant. The sink is probably cleaner than the ones I go to.

Those things would be better repellent if Satch would eat them first.

Another day, another dump ….

In general, real vampire bats only suck the blood of cows and other slow-moving ruminants.

That’s a good place for the hummus.

My local paper, The Montreal Gazette, has dropped Get Fuzzy and added a bunch of lame strips from the “Universal Group”. Thank God I can still get my fix here!

I think they’d prefer liver, lima beans and Brussel sprouts

Hoo boy………. someone really needs to teach those two oafish pets a few things.

Love Satchel !!

What a mess!