Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 06, 2022

You get any slower. And it will take you three days to walk four feet.

Yeah! That way maybe the Hare can win for a change.

Next they’ll want him to avoid his intake of Fast Food

If you were any slower, you’d be a picture.

his doctor recommends a slow life…

Slow ride, take it easy

“Slow down you move to fast, you’ve got to make the morning last…” Apologies to Simon and Garfunkel and Feelin’ Groovy

Well Sheldon, you wouldn’t be so stressed if you quit worrying about no shell pistachios.

Now we know how tortoises live so long.

QUIT AGREEING TO RACES WITH OTHER SPECIES!

When asked to Describe his attack by a Group of aggressive SnailsThe shaken-up tortoise responded,“ I’m not sure… it all happen so fast!”

but he didn’t say how exactly……

It’s all relative….

Yes it’s all relative…I once had a relative that moved as slow as a tortoise … except when the dinner bill was placed on the restaurant table… then, he sprung into action and moved like lightning for the exit.