Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for October 13, 2022

I’m also 68 and have no intension of going to my 50th Reunion and I still live in the same town where I went to High School.

Early signs of dementia?

That’s what years being dropped on your head by your teammates will do to you later.

I don’t count years since birth. How I feel is more important.

Jack Benny celebrated his 39th BD every year after turning 39, he “never got older’n that”. But, if she’s 52 now, graduation is usually at 17-18 yrs old, she’d’ve been one or two years old. Ah, denial! What’s worse, is the 10th reunion with the now 28 yr old HS beauty dressed like the teenager she was & looking like her own grandma!!! Stunningly beautiful in HS, now, just stunning in a not-nice way. I felt sorry for her. Clinging to a life that is long past just makes you look older than you really are.

At 60 she started counting backwards.

That isn’t honors math, that is grade school arithmetic.

A 2- year old graduating High school?

She probably doesn’t know anymore, after years of lying.