Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 15, 2022

The Chicken-Heart Society Annual Breakfast.

Just scarf down your pancakes R.J. Then go help, Rip.

Aren’t you a little too young for margaritas, R.J? Try Mountain Dew Voltage instead(it has ginseng)!

I wish this comic were more family friendly. Less alcohol and more clothing.

Breezy needs to tell TNT his “Magic” word to help Rip out.

Er…uh Frozen Margaritas???

I thought TNT was into mojitos.

“Easy Peasy,” Rip? Only in your dreams.

Who let that kid siddown and eat while his ol’ man was out saving folks?

“No pancakes for you!”

Pancakes, that’s how, RJ. Then get out there and do something.

Otherwise, you’ll just be “Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville…”

A big fat spliff might help, too.

I like maple syrup as much as anyone, but perhaps boysenberry syrup might give RJ the kick he needs to get his childhood courage back.

Or, the old woman could work her magic.

KA-EASY-PEASY!

I don’t know how well margaritas would do on pancakes. I prefer syrup on mine.

Rip Junior needs a Scooby Snack.

RJ insn’t old enough for margaritas, TNT. RJ isn’t old enough to be a sheriff’s deputy but Dan is steering this comic strip.

You don’t deserve those, Pity Pancakes, RJ!

I think the ghoul is from New Jersey. I distinctly heard him say, “gabaghoul”.

Oh For God’s Sake!!!

Look you pathetic wuss go hide behind your little sister and let HER do the Job and you can put on her dresses and go to school for her!

Dag-Nabbit!!!!