Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 13, 2022

Must be a pawn star, or a Rook-ie

Houston, we still have a problem

I remember a time when it was the smokers you had to fear.

Sounds like that trash can has a great rhythm.

Oh yeah, I can see, with the distractions, how one can cheat in chess.

I will never blame Houston for anything as long as I still get a few crowd shots with Kate Upton

I just wanna bang on the drum all day..

You’re baiting them Bill….

So,do you prefer Dean Martin singing “Houston”,or Liza Minnelli singing “New York,New York”??

Liza did it first and better.

Chuckle of the day!

Maybe Jose Altuve should have done the beads trick.

Took me a sec-but very good!

One allegation about thow the cheating was done involves sex toys. Leading to the question, is that a bishop in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

TODAY’S PAPER——

Jacob Runyon,42,of Broadway Heights,Ohio and Chase Cominski,35;of Hermitage,Pa. were indicted in Cleveland,Ohio on felony charges ofcheating,attempted grand theft,posessing criminal tools,and misdemeanor charges of unlawfully owning wild animals.

The allegations surfaced September 30th during a Walleye Pike fishing tournament in Cleveland.Tournament director Jason Fischer became suspicious when their catch was significantly heavier than Walleye of that length typically were.

Before a large crowd,the judge cut the fish open to reveal lead weights and chunks of other fish.

If the rumours about how they cheated are true, I just have to wonder how long it took the player to learn how to interpret the vibrations into Morse code. How long do you think it would have taken yor?

Ok, I’m aware of the chess cheating scandal, but I’m missing the connection to banging trash cans. Help?