Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for October 29, 2022

If he gave her a mug, he’d get mugged.

There we go

I thought Sherman’s being gone for over a month was Megan’s gift. I’m sure she enjoyed it, too!

I doubt either one of those gifts could be thrown with much impact under water.

Yeah, go with the T-shirt, unless Megan fills it with lead and then it would hurt if she throws it at Sherman.

make sure it says i’m with stupid and she’ll love it

Cartoon physics works different from real physics.

I went on these magnificent tours and all I got out it was this tee shirt.

Get her some coral jewelry. Shouldn’t hurt too much if she throws it at you….

All Megan ever wears is a string of pearls. Most guys would love to have a wife who did that… at least at home.

she probably wishes he could stay away longer…

Good choice! Though she could use a T-shirt to strangle you with!