FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 31, 2022

good luck on that, Roger

Reality creeps in on stealthy feet.

The odds favor him

hope the bid doesn’t go as low as the underwear

Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.

Roger’s mentioning the lottery would be a hint, Andy.

The apple, the grapes, and the cherrys.

Well timed slurp, Roger!

I am so surprised that A. he is not on his back right now OR B. she is still in the room.

That was a pretty snarky “SLURRRP” there, Roger…

guess who won’t get lucky tonight

Their New Year’s resolution should be to manage expectations.

I no longer have ANY of the clothes I wore in college. Who keeps stuff like that?

Maybe a mumu…

Hmmmmm. Andy puts on weight with her cooking while the rest of the family stays thin. Go figure.

After year I had not making New Years Eve plans was a horrible year, top off my month as allergies went to sinus infection, of all day’s my birthday I could go no where.

Twenty years ago, a lotto jackpot prize of US $100 million was newsworthy. It would stimulate ticket sales. And I thought a $70 million prize was too big.

Rogers new years resolution is to sleep on the couch

After commenting on my wife’s weight, I didn’t see her for two days. Finally, the swelling in my eyes started to subside enough on the third day that I could just make her out.