Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 04, 2022

The substitute movie is called, “My Little Margarine”…..

“Matzorella”

This type of TV practice is called Scrambled Eggs.

Suitable for minors only.

That’s too bad. I heard from someone (spoiler alert?) that the movie takes the story in surprising direction – after his great fall, Humpty also has a great winter.

Ya can’t beat ’em.

Did Skylar forget he’s a bird?

New crime drama, “The Bay-Con”

This is a shell of a good joke.

That reminds me, I’ve gotta get a dozen eggs.

Given the price of eggs, they couldn’t afford the star’s salary.

Nowhere does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg. That misconception has grown after illustrators depicted him as an egg. Most likely the poem is a reference to brutal King Richard III who fell in battle and was bludgeoned so severely his men could not save him.

Maybe they’re showing “All the King’s Men.”

what a funny yolk

Aw, I’m just reading “The Big Over Easy” — I’d have liked to see the movie version!

Something off the wall.