Relatively narrow historic window for a mummy to get a crossbow.
looks like their plan is about to unravel!
Split up! He can’t get us both with one crossbow arrow unless we’re in a straight line.
What no Scarb beetles ? ( lol )
All right ya crooks. Drop the loot and scoot!
Take that “Tomb Boys”!
Darn! My three thousand-year-old crossbow jammed.
How William ended up with the Sicilian-Egyptian Mafia is a tale to Tell. Some say a Swiss Miss is to blame.
I WANT MY MUMMY!
Don’t bring a gunny sack to a crossbow fight.
“If I ever see youse again, you’ll be sleeping with the Pisces!”
His mummy came from Sicily.
You walk outta here with that stuff, you’ll be singin Soprano
He affectionately refers to the crossbow as mummy’s little helper.
A mummy using both old West and Sicilian slang, gotta love it.
Be-gauze he can, the mummy protected the tomb ferociously, and the stunads ran like hell!
The Godfathers Mummy…
Is that Whitey Bulger?
“GEEZ! I just finished rebuilding from the last time some ‘archeologists’ triggered the self-destruct trap.”
“Real nice pyramid you got yourself here. Be a terrible shame if something happened and it burned down.”
And with all his dusty wrappings, his huge ANK-CHOO allowed the thieves to escape.
He’s actually just a wino who was hired to scare them off. It’s a bum wrap.
The mummy won’t shoot. He doesn’t have the guts.
take the cannoli, leave the necropolis…
An excellent follow-up to the Far Side classic, “The Mummy’s Purse”.
Cat Hammer about 2 years ago
Relatively narrow historic window for a mummy to get a crossbow.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
looks like their plan is about to unravel!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Split up! He can’t get us both with one crossbow arrow unless we’re in a straight line.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago
What no Scarb beetles ? ( lol )
Gent about 2 years ago
All right ya crooks. Drop the loot and scoot!
iggyman about 2 years ago
Take that “Tomb Boys”!
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Darn! My three thousand-year-old crossbow jammed.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
How William ended up with the Sicilian-Egyptian Mafia is a tale to Tell. Some say a Swiss Miss is to blame.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
I WANT MY MUMMY!
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Don’t bring a gunny sack to a crossbow fight.
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
“If I ever see youse again, you’ll be sleeping with the Pisces!”
uniquename about 2 years ago
His mummy came from Sicily.
jango about 2 years ago
You walk outta here with that stuff, you’ll be singin Soprano
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
He affectionately refers to the crossbow as mummy’s little helper.
mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago
A mummy using both old West and Sicilian slang, gotta love it.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Be-gauze he can, the mummy protected the tomb ferociously, and the stunads ran like hell!
paranormal about 2 years ago
The Godfathers Mummy…
stamps about 2 years ago
Is that Whitey Bulger?
cuteswan Premium Member about 2 years ago
“GEEZ! I just finished rebuilding from the last time some ‘archeologists’ triggered the self-destruct trap.”
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Real nice pyramid you got yourself here. Be a terrible shame if something happened and it burned down.”
zeexenon about 2 years ago
And with all his dusty wrappings, his huge ANK-CHOO allowed the thieves to escape.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
He’s actually just a wino who was hired to scare them off. It’s a bum wrap.
Bilan about 2 years ago
The mummy won’t shoot. He doesn’t have the guts.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
take the cannoli, leave the necropolis…
Ken Gagne Premium Member about 2 years ago
An excellent follow-up to the Far Side classic, “The Mummy’s Purse”.