The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 19, 2022

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    Cat Hammer  about 2 years ago

    Relatively narrow historic window for a mummy to get a crossbow.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    looks like their plan is about to unravel!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Split up! He can’t get us both with one crossbow arrow unless we’re in a straight line.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What no Scarb beetles ? ( lol )

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    All right ya crooks. Drop the loot and scoot!

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Take that “Tomb Boys”!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Darn! My three thousand-year-old crossbow jammed.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 years ago

    How William ended up with the Sicilian-Egyptian Mafia is a tale to Tell. Some say a Swiss Miss is to blame.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I WANT MY MUMMY!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t bring a gunny sack to a crossbow fight.

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    “If I ever see youse again, you’ll be sleeping with the Pisces!”

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    His mummy came from Sicily.

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    jango  about 2 years ago

    You walk outta here with that stuff, you’ll be singin Soprano

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He affectionately refers to the crossbow as mummy’s little helper.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A mummy using both old West and Sicilian slang, gotta love it.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Be-gauze he can, the mummy protected the tomb ferociously, and the stunads ran like hell!

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    The Godfathers Mummy…

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    Is that Whitey Bulger?

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    cuteswan Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “GEEZ! I just finished rebuilding from the last time some ‘archeologists’ triggered the self-destruct trap.”

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    SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Real nice pyramid you got yourself here. Be a terrible shame if something happened and it burned down.”

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    And with all his dusty wrappings, his huge ANK-CHOO allowed the thieves to escape.

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    Lablubber   about 2 years ago

    He’s actually just a wino who was hired to scare them off. It’s a bum wrap.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    The mummy won’t shoot. He doesn’t have the guts.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    take the cannoli, leave the necropolis…

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member about 2 years ago

    An excellent follow-up to the Far Side classic, “The Mummy’s Purse”.

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