Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 28, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago

    LOL Glad they have their own bathroom. Eeww.

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    Oh man smells like someone died in there. Oh wait someone did die in there.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Them undead cursed to be constipated for eternity eh.

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    Ricky Bennett  about 2 years ago

    Disassembly required…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s going to be hard to wipe if he loses the other arm. He won’t be enjoying the go.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    it’s the time of the season

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    johnjoyce  about 2 years ago

    This is great! Thanks for the giggles, Mark.

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    Znox11  about 2 years ago

    Well, you know what they say about eating brains…

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    Do Zombies have a birth gender?

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    Hooligan918  about 2 years ago

    Mark, you’ve been outdoing yourself this whole month! Thanks!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    He fell to pieces…..before his time

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 2 years ago

    He’s going to the little goul’s room.

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    Greg Y  about 2 years ago

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BuXO8ExAtct/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    but better yet:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/he-9vjJ1tj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I hope the janitor who cleans that rest room gets combat pay.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 years ago

    He uses the bathroom for #1, #2, as well as 3,4,5 and 6!!

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    AndrewSihler  about 2 years ago

    On the evidence, brains don’t seem to be very nutritious.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    It’s good place to check for spare parts.

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    Spiffy  about 2 years ago

    You do NOT want to look in the urinal!

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    Don’t go in there for awhile after he comes out.

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    Baucuva  about 2 years ago

    Yeah, now I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 years ago

    The start:

    https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/zits/s-2739220

    The end:

    https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/zits/

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    This one is great!!!

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    spaceagesoul  about 2 years ago

    Why does the Zombie remind me vaguely of Barney Pillsbury?

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