The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for November 08, 2022

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And the other four get somebody else to make it all up.

What results do you want? We can tailor a poll to your exact requirements!

Yeah, but which six, huh? Which six (or 5, or 7…)

Polling is just as false as a price tag at a department store. It’s all smoke and mirrors for the purpose of marketing.

I just saw where 72% of comic readers agree with you, Mike.

The smiling pollsters are the ones that just told the biggest fib.

Well, yeah, but they’re Fair and Balanced!

11.7 with a 95 point accuracy.

Like 11 out of 10 politicians