My doctor has a sense of humor. I showed up with a very itchy rash. After the examination he sat down and began writing a prescription. I asked him, “What do I have?” He looked up and said, “Either secondary syphilis or pityriasis rosea.” Then he continued to write……after a long pause, “It’s pityriasis rosea, this ointment will help the itching but the rash will continue for two more days. This particular virus comes and goes usually once. There is no cure.” Hahaha….
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 2 years ago
Where is that old "Pal"omine Lotion?
C over 2 years ago
At least they didn’t put him down
BigBoy over 2 years ago
Can you speak a little softer
SHIVA over 2 years ago
He’s got the cooties!!!
Farside99 over 2 years ago
Maybe with a 10-foot pole.
scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago
No matter who wears it still cone of shame ! LOL
Zykoic over 2 years ago
My doctor has a sense of humor. I showed up with a very itchy rash. After the examination he sat down and began writing a prescription. I asked him, “What do I have?” He looked up and said, “Either secondary syphilis or pityriasis rosea.” Then he continued to write……after a long pause, “It’s pityriasis rosea, this ointment will help the itching but the rash will continue for two more days. This particular virus comes and goes usually once. There is no cure.” Hahaha….
mfrasca over 2 years ago
Must be using Alo-Glo.
Egrayjames over 2 years ago
Well, that’ll certainly keep him from licking himself!
chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago
I can tell he could still feed himself with that getup. I wonder if one of those would help me hear my dining partner at a noisy restaurant?
goboboyd over 2 years ago
You don’t have to yell. This is NOT the cone of silence.
WCraft over 2 years ago
What did this fancy piece of medical equipment cost my insurance company: $500?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Get a back scratcher.
Spiffy over 2 years ago
“Which way is DirecTV?”
Baucuva over 2 years ago
He’s got the Andromeda strain.