Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 13, 2022

Now, don’t you wish you’d listened to your mother and worn clean underwear?

“That’s good for you, but some of us have to work tomorrow.”

Change the world? Is there a diaper big enough?

Try changing it for the better for once.

Change comes from within, but nobody wants to see what’s within your pants.

How can you hope to change the world when you haven’t finished changing your own clothes?

Penile references are banned, I just noticed.