FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 2022

Priorities!

Ah, gotcha there!

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/11/18

Orange juice+vodka+ milk of magnesia

At least Amend has his own site, so I was able to read this strip this Sunday.

Gocomics is finally back up

First things first.

Banjo Santa!

Those evil scales are always saying terrible things during the holidays.

Just don’t get on the scale and you won’t know your weight. Same result as taking out the batteries.

If you don’t find the screwdriver, a good sledgehammer would perfectly do the job and be more satisfying.

Da*n. Got me to go back there and leave a comment on an 11-year-old strip. I really need to get a life.

Let’s see… a Phillips Screwdriver is vodka and milk of magnesia.

Will it get you on the naughty list or the nice list if you gain enough weight to look like Santa?

Ask Phillip