Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 18, 2022

Boar taint for everyone!

Count me in, and extra pepperoni please.

…locally known to the kids as pizza night…

…except Jacquie…

…they believe in Pizza Knight…

…generally thought of by others as Chef Boyardee…< p>…whom famously took a wallpaper cutter and called it Sir Morgan…

…and his sword: Pizza Cutter…

…do you mean Pizza Knight’s sword?….

…the other kids would ask…

…or is Pizza Cutter also Sir Morgan?…

…Quite! She would shout…

…I will hear nothing naughty about the pepperoni ceremony…

… anchovies be dammed…

…and water chestnuts cursed to forever swim the river Styx…

…and the rock group, too…

…to the edge pepperoni…

…to the edge!…

Wild Unicorns couldn’t keep me away.

Pepperoni and black olive was this week’s Secret Omelet. It also had onion and green pepper, but they all seem to, don’t they?

Curb side pick-up.

Thanks For The PepperoniPublished: 23 December 2010 | Last updated: 23 September 2020

All Things Must Pass album artwork – George Harrison Written by: HarrisonRecorded: August 1970Producers: George Harrison, Phil SpectorEngineers: Ken Scott, Phil McDonald

Released: 30 November 1970 (UK), 27 November 1970 (US)

Available on:All Things Must Pass

That’s got to be the cutest narwhal I’ve ever seen.

Ew ew ew ! Greasy, pepperoni….pools of fat on your pizzas…gawd awful cholesterol surging and clumping in your veins….Ew Ew Ew ❗️☺️

Dear FA Friends of Rotifer Thalweg

I have sad but familiar news about my son Rotifer. He was reading today’s cartoon while watching an old rerun of Captain Kangaroo and saw back to back ads for Chef Boyardee and SpaghettiOs. The pepperoni reminded him of pasta, then the ads sent him over the edge. He bought a case of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and disappeared in the Little Italy section of Pulaski County, Arkansas.

We found him, had ANOTHER intervention, and he agreed to go overseas for more treatment. With the help of pasta addiction specialists we located clinics in Spain (he hates Paella) and Morocco (who knows what they eat in Morocco but he probably hates that, too) that treat pasta addiction. When he dries out (and with any luck) he’ll be back posting comments her again in a couple of weeks.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother a/k/a Mother Thalweg

The McKinley pizza at Mountain Mike’s

is the best in the West …!

( shhh )

I brought some olives, mushrooms and bell peppers.

An artichoke high ki sci vi indeed

rhymes

Margarita ran off with Basil.

The colorist missed a wing of the flying meatball.

The only Pepperoni Ceremony I know is the ritual consumption of a pepperoni-laden, very cheesy pizza! (Generally followed by one or more beers, but that part of the ceremony is not in question here.)

Dining and consumption rituals are an anthropological commonplace, and Froglandia here is no exception!

…everything you wanted to know about unicorns but were afraid to ask…

…[ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn ] …

I hope I don’t get stabbed in the hand again.

some call it “hide the kielbasa”

Sure. If you want a 5 oz. package, you’re good to go. But what if I only want a 3 oz. package? Does anybody care? No.

Day 2. Does this mean I must eat a pizza for dinner tonight?

Sounds tasty

…going where no pepperoni has gone before…

…in fish tacos…

…antipasto salad meats tuna…

…it’s just like what I call the Atomic Sub…

…the spicy Italian…

…with tuna…

…but in reverse…

…some people will add blue cheese…

…(I know…

…on a taco…

….right!?!)…

…only at Harry Tacos…

…‘cuz you can’t have a Harry Taco without pepperoni…

…at all three Harry Taco locations in Froglandia…

We can’t go on

Pretending day-by-day

That someone, somewhere soon make a change

We’re all a part of the sausage family

And the truth, you know, sauce is all we need

We are the meat

We are pepperoni

We are the ones who make a brighter dish, so let’s start slicing

There’s a choice we’re making

We’re saving your pizza

It’s true we’ll make a better day, just you and me

—We Are the Meat: songwriters – Froganel Pondly and Tadpole Jumpie