The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 03, 2022

That’s clearly the white sea! Go away and find a red one.

Parting of the white ski…I mean sea!

The “Disney On Ice” production of the biblical Book of Exodus. The Parting of the Red Glacier is a dramatic scene. Yahweh, Moses, Aaron, and Pharaoh are a sensation in their skating numbers.

Is that the Donner skating party?

My guess is the Alaska oil fields. Is that blue thing part of the oil pipeline? Not sure what Moses would be doing there, though.

He cracked them up, literally!

No one guards the net like Moses!

moses was just trying to break the ice…

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Love the skates on Moses.

He’ll put it back together later.

Moses could come and keep my driveway clear of snow and ice this winter

Crossing the Great Crevasse to escape the hordes of totally lost Egyptians on their dog sleds. “I think we’ve been wandering long enough.”

Moses looks a little like Santa.

The real reason Moses wasnt allowed in the Promised Land…

Its the desert! where did the winter clothes come from?

You’re supposed to part the Red Sea, not the Red Ice shelf…

Not much ice in the desert. And, what a reward the Promised Land is today.

Shouldn’t there be an Egyptian cross-country ski and rifle team chasing them?

Moses is now on thin ice.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Not sure what time or space warp you crawled out of, Mo, but you’re not exactly winning friends and influencing people here.

Of course, all he has to do is say that God told him to do it, and there will be at least a few fools who’ll believe him.