Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for November 01, 2022

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    I think they’ll help keep you lubricated.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Time to get stewed.

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    GaloisField  about 2 years ago

    Geriatric plums. They get wrinkly so you don’t have to.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Those and whole-kernel corn will clean you right out… Just don’t ever eat both at the same sitting.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Plums, raisins, and prunes…OH MY!

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You know, the weirdest part of this comic is that when Mike is in his boxers, they are the same boxers day after day. Does this man ever do laundry? Does he only own one green pair and one yellow polka dot pair?

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    l3i7l  about 2 years ago

    ♫ And so my love, I offer you

    ♪ A love that is strong, a prune that is true.

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    Baucuva  about 2 years ago

    Nature’s candy. That would be dates.

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    SrTechWriter  about 2 years ago

    But … but … aren’t dates when two (or more) people people go out to see a movie, and maybe stop by the soda shoppe on the way home to share a malt?

    Don’t get me wrong … I love dates … both kinds … …

    English is so confusing …

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