Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 05, 2022

check with McDonald’s

Maybe you should have sold them as sprinkles first, Agnes.

Has anyone notified the FDA yet??

Trout: But then someone would have to buy them.

This whole story arc makes me nauseous. It’s a good thing no one’s buying that stuff. They’d get food poisoning.

just recently a local acquaintance was explaining how the fisher folk would dry the cod they caught and then smash an appropriate amount with a hammer when it was properly dried. fake garlic might’ve helped…

Off topic here, but today is National Donut Day. The sprinkles mention reminded me of it.

This has become so disgusting I can’t read it any more….c’mon Monday.

“Foodation”? Trout has now taken up Agnes’ talent for inventing words?

It seems that Agnes never gives up, but I doubt the ice cream sprinkles concept is going to fly. They need to just dispose of the stuff properly, though I can’t imagine how the HAZMAT team will deal with it . . .