B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 31, 2022

Well as they say, two out of three ain’t bad.

Reminds me of Robin Williams.

Grog demands apologies

When Grog looks scared, then you should worry.

The legend begins…

I don’t think that is the real bigfoot. If you were to see him in the middle of the woods you would more likely call him bighead covered in hair, rather than a big foot.

He isn’t a man. He isn’t a monster.

He’s a Grog. A “ball-neanderthal” !

Where Grog goes the Sasquatch grows. Yip yip yip yip yip

Born with big feet, Yetti never complains

But Grog is actually short.

Must be Grog’s cousin…

Grog 2024 “Big Feet…Big Solutions.”

I’m thinking an NBA player with bare feet and a fur coat would probably be a big hit in the great American northwest.

A squat hairy man with big feet? Sasquat?

Awww! He’s so cute.. a ball of fur…

Well, Gigantopithecus does exist in the fossil record. However unlikely, it’s more logically correct to require skeptics to prove Bigfoot doesn’t exist than vice versa.

Bigfoot??? I have size twelves. Bigger than that?

A Cryptic Cryptid

So, which was first, Grog or that infamous bigfoot video?

Saxsquatch exists…and plays soft jazz.

https://youtu.be/NLB4Fcxh1iU

You ever see that ugly short lunk Grog who never speaks properly dude?