Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 29, 2022

Missing the sharps and flats.

“I’m playing all the right notes, but, not necessarily, in the right order”. The late great Eric Morecambe. (Not a direct quote)

Well, all the basics are there. What’s not to like?

Buy a dictionary and you’ve got all the books that have been written (at least in that language).

A hard case of the swindler swindled.

Fink wants his 50 ruples back! He is not amused!

A fool and his money…

Environmentally friendly, no carbon emmision solar powered laundry dryer only 50 bucks! It’s a clothes line. And it’s gluten free.

Some assembly required.

Someone advertised a ‘Solar powered clothes dryer’. Buyers were sent a wash line…

Now let’s send out the guards for that writer’s head on a platter…..

Well what do you expect when you deal with the Russian Commies.

False advertising! They didn’t include any microtones.

A spotify attempt!