Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 10, 2022

Faced, will face, is facing, will have faced, tenses are so confusing.

And yet somehow, life goes on.

And here I was hoping we would be treated to another reenactment of The Last Unicorn.

“I was also fishing a little. Caught myself a freshwater large-mouth Phoebe.”

Compliments are nice, Phoebe!

Marigold is cute when she is dramatic

Maybe Phoebe should start consulting authoritative sources for unicorn history instead of Marigold. Got any libraries, horn-head?

And what?, will she destroy the world because nobody complimentes her?

The unicorns’ kryptonite is lack of compliments which means their ego needs reducing,