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They say that āsome settling may occureā, and thatās why the box often seems half empty. But if you shake it up to āunsettleā the contents, the box is still far from being full. The real reason itās half empty is simple. If the box is bigger, then people will think thereās more in it and will be willing to pay a higher price.
seanfear over 2 years ago
legit
hangedman over 2 years ago
Because then by the time it gets to you itāll be stale.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
It swells on eating.
Chithing over 2 years ago
They have to leave room in the box to absorb all the abuse youāre hurling at the grocer.
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
They say that āsome settling may occureā, and thatās why the box often seems half empty. But if you shake it up to āunsettleā the contents, the box is still far from being full. The real reason itās half empty is simple. If the box is bigger, then people will think thereās more in it and will be willing to pay a higher price.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
This is the oldest ad in the book! Now, the contents are really LESS, in the same container and cost much more! ā¹ļø
oakie817 over 2 years ago
expect a certain amount of shrinkage is my pickup line
brklnbern over 2 years ago
Good question, bet the Wiz wishes that were true of Blanche.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 2 years ago
Thereās a billboard near where I live. Used to read āAll my life I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips.ā
gammaguy over 2 years ago
She should be asking them to package her.