Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2022

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    seanfear  over 2 years ago

    legit

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    hangedman  over 2 years ago

    Because then by the time it gets to you itā€™ll be stale.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It swells on eating.

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    Chithing  over 2 years ago

    They have to leave room in the box to absorb all the abuse youā€™re hurling at the grocer.

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    They say that ā€œsome settling may occureā€, and thatā€™s why the box often seems half empty. But if you shake it up to ā€œunsettleā€ the contents, the box is still far from being full. The real reason itā€™s half empty is simple. If the box is bigger, then people will think thereā€™s more in it and will be willing to pay a higher price.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    This is the oldest ad in the book! Now, the contents are really LESS, in the same container and cost much more! ā˜¹ļø

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    expect a certain amount of shrinkage is my pickup line

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    brklnbern  over 2 years ago

    Good question, bet the Wiz wishes that were true of Blanche.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Thereā€™s a billboard near where I live. Used to read ā€œAll my life I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips.ā€

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    She should be asking them to package her.

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