Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 16, 2022

hmm this might have been a bicycle

It was a bicycle once, but now it’s getting to be a pile of “maybe”.

“almost pristine” sounds a lot like “sort of pregnant”…

Her face looks like it’s covered in “experience”, but not exactly learning much. They need a helpful neighbor.

When they get finished with it, it’ll be junk… Come to think of it, it was junk before they started… ☺

I have been controlling myself for three days on this, but I finally have to say it. If Agnes ever does get that bike fixed, she’ll really be going places.

Lose a bicycle, gain parts for under the sink

I don’t know about her description of the part as “almost pristine,” but it’s hard to claim the part is “restored” when they can’t even figure out what it is.

They might want to apply their creative energies to combining the parts into a sculpture, because if they think they’re going to turn it all back into a functioning bicycle, they’re in for a big letdown.