Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2022

Oh, for heaven’s sake! Who would have thought?!?

He had to do that because he wanted to read Off the Mark.

If your car won’t start, you can hook jumper cables to his . . .

That has to be real handy in any number of ways.

Stalking her? He’s tapped into her phone!

Rudolph may be needed to (re)charge some of Santa’s reindeer as seen on today’s Loose Parts:

https://www.gocomics.com/looseparts/2022/12/18

That’s adorable!

My wife will love this!

You might think that’s electricity… but it’ snot.

“Your phone could charge faster with a smart adapter and lightning cable.”

They both have antlers?

Which USB standard? Ol’ Rudolph’s been around for a while, did he have his nose upgraded?

Rastafarian booger?

He gets a charge out of her….oy

USB = Universal Santa Benevolence.

It’s that time of the year, everybody’s charging it.

Soooo many clever and hilarious comments on this one!

Well, so much for Rudolph’s CPAP

Rudolph, like so many other multi-generational characters, has been upgraded.

Clarice must remove her eyelashes at bedtime