Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for November 17, 2022

“Mechanical Muncher.”

There is a new excuse.

My school also had yellow chalkboards and no blinds or curtains for the windows.

You get an “F” for letting your cat’s robot eat your homework.

Ah yes. Finally. Me was wondering when will we gets to sees robots again. Now me just waits for robots in helmets flying with bubble gum.

Iggy is only one foot tall?

“This is a new one,” says the teacher.

New hypothesis: Heathcliff isn’t real. The cat and his legion of robots, giants…pugs, whatever…and all the weirdness surrounding them are a hallucination being experienced collectively by the residents of Westfinster, possibly as part of some covert mind-control experiment. [cf. X-Files episode “Wetwired.”]

More original than the dog ate my homework.

I only remember black chauck boards don’t believe his cats robot ate his homework

In other news: Heathcliff won the science fair.