When I was in The Boy Scouts, we climbed snowy mountains in Washington State. A fellow Scout, known for his loquaciousness, actually got a sunburn on the roof of his mouth from talking too much in the snow.
Believe it or not, there was briefly a bizarre fad for absorbing sunlight via the perineum. How embarrassing must it be to get a sunburn where the sun don’t shine?
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
Sunburn the inside of your mouth, then.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Better swallow some suntan oil.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
You do realize that that’s a target for pigeons, don’t you?
eromlig almost 2 years ago
When I was in The Boy Scouts, we climbed snowy mountains in Washington State. A fellow Scout, known for his loquaciousness, actually got a sunburn on the roof of his mouth from talking too much in the snow.
Argythree almost 2 years ago
Welcome back, gocomics…
Wizard4168 almost 2 years ago
Believe it or not, there was briefly a bizarre fad for absorbing sunlight via the perineum. How embarrassing must it be to get a sunburn where the sun don’t shine?