F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 25, 2022

“Or who knows, maybe you’ll get run over by a bus after drinking the soda. Still thirsty?”

After six adds, I don’t remember nothing. Except Coke. I used my surround sound for Amazon Thursday Night Football, and didn’t turn on the main speakers, back speakers only, and Coke had background music on the back surround sound channel. Coke had enhanced sound.

Some ad ideas are more fizzy than others.

I would swear the idea for this script was stolen from an episode of That Girl. For you young whippersnappers out there, that was a show in the mid 1960s starring a very young Marlo Thomas. It’s also before my time, but they show the reruns on Antenna TV.

hashtag # WTF?

Eleanor Rigby should’ve had a soda.

Basically, this is ALL advertising.

In a advertising universe where ED meds make you a good dancer and only beautiful people get terrible diseases, is that so odd?

And to think that this guy was just promoted to VP Marketing

Bait & switch. The ads always show purdy gurlz but there ain’t none on the shelf.

Not good as you would lose the guy audience….

Blatant rip-off of Judy Tenuta (may she rest in power)…“It could happen!”