Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 30, 2022

Buy them green, they’re brown by the time you get home.

You know you’re getting old when you stop buying them green.

Aging like a fine . . .

MILK

He used to look more appeeling.

Age discrimination?

They said to post a fresh photo.

Bananas give off a gas that causes other bananas around them to ripen. So if you want to ripen them, keep them in a bunch and put them in a bag. If you want to retard the ripening process, separate them.

I think cannibals like them a little brown, don’t they?

Next, a date with that cute avocado. Surely she’ll look as young as her picture?

Just having a bad peel day?

Bananas get sweeter when they turn brown, so cheer up!

With some luck… tomorrow in a loaf of pineapple banana bread. With a stick of butter nearby.

That’s fine. Just hope you’re into mixed fruits. Having a party over at Lemon’s house tonight.

LOL! ☺️

oh, oh, do something with avocados. LOL At least this guy didn’t lie.

tough to be on a first date when you’re having a rotten day…

Haha! Into the freezer with you now!