Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 02, 2022

That’s enough coal to heat up the whole house.

If you keep it up, he will have a meltdown.

I could be okay (even great) if she just pressed the right buttons.

The button noses for Frosty don’t count?

I’ve known a few people like that.

I didn’t mean to push ALL his buttons; just the one marked “Mute”.

Some people do have a lot of buttons.

By theclook on his face, it appears that she hasn’t pushed the right button.

Is that Snowman part calculator?

Jeez! I know people sometimes have a third nipple, but . . .

I like the box of tissues on the table. Tears would mean meltage.

I wouldn’t advise hugging and making up.

What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman……….snow balls

Instead of a whiny SnowWife, the joke should have been about a carried away BeDazzler.