In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 01, 2022

This is not the sportscaster you are looking for.

Young Anakin Skywalker has just entered the game.

…to the dark side. Feel the power of the dark side.

Ooooh, and here come the lightsabers.

Much better than Yoda as a sportscaster. “The ball has been taken, it has.”

Yeah that’s how I’d feel after a couple of burritos….

If you don’t think Jedi mind tricks are real, how do you account for the fact that people watching team sports quite often think they are seeing something interesting, even though that is almost never the case?

Some might consider the power of the dunkside…unnatural

It’s just Shak.

you can’t win, vader