Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 29, 2022

That’s right honey. You must build up your arm muscles first. And pray the stem on this glass can hold the weight.

People thought she was just joking when she said that she was going to get some exercise by doing arm curls – lifting her drink up to her mouth …

You can tell she’s a heavy drinker.

You’re supposed to weight BETWEEN drinks.

When I was younger, I did a lot of 12-ounce wrist curls. Developed the best beer belly on the block.

Wine in a box is lighter than in a bottle.

“So, spot me!”

Her cup runneth over with weight!

She’s on the drink of disaster.

Ummmmm…I’d be sitting on the floor for that one.

How to spill wine.

That wine must be worth the weight.

Her drinking weighs heavily on her.

Seems to me a helium baloon would be more helpful.

That’s a weighty situation.

Lightweights