Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 30, 2022

Well, whoop-tee-doo, Andy.

halftime is almost over Andy, better hurry back!

… thus we conclude your bladder got larger, Andy.

No beer at the World Cup in Qatar, the reason Andy refused to go play for England there.

Is that still considered supping?

Who is paying for his beer???

Three naps at half time.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-30th-november-2022-28585463

I hope that they have a ‘port-a-potty’, or what ever the British call them, near the field. Three pints will not stay with Andy all that long.

Jack just had to ask.

Three pints in 15 minutes? I can do the first in less than half a minute, but 3 in 15 would still be a challenge!

BTW a pint is 20 fluid ounces in the UK, not the 16 that you use in the USA.

Andy’s version of the “Three Martini” lunch.

And still find his way back to the pitch (without falling into the canal)

But can he beat the chug champ?

But do they charge you to get back into the game, Andy?

Wow!!! A worlds record

Getting the beer down as he ages shouldn’t be any problem for Andy, but getting the beer out as he ages well that may be a totally different matter. Likely, it’s going to become a much slower process.

Nothing to brag about, Andy! Not to me anyway.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

Oh, I have really missed your daily comments to me. It’s the best thing ever to see them again. I’m relieved you are OK.

Just to give you a bit of an update, I’ve reached my target of making £200 online this year by doing surveys, cashback tasks etc. I now have £238 in PayPal. So I’m slowing down a little bit now and basically cashing out £5 here and there from Lifepoints. You can build your points so quickly on there. I’m confident I will reach £400 by the end of next year. £200 a year is my aim.

I donate another pint of my lifesaving blood on 13th December. Just over 2 weeks time. I bought a COVID test yesterday as I like to test myself on the day of donation.

I’m still at my two volunteering jobs and I’m enjoying them so much. One more thing, the past couple of times I’ve gone to the carvery I’ve been getting £10 off because I can redeem a gift voucher as I’m a member of a research panel called Iris Panel. It’s software that runs in the background of your device and monitors your internet usage. I get 75 points every month because I have it installed on 2 devices.

Anyway that’s all from me.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. Welcome back!

Good for you, Andy. (Sort of.)

Andy, your fans are so proud of you!