Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 28, 2022

My advice is to turn back before it’s too late.

Dunno about returning to sea. Egg to adult survival for fish is probably about 1%.

Evolution is never a shore thing.

You tell me that’s evolution, well, you know. We all want to change the world

You’ll have plenty of time to fin-ish your workout.

If he knew the ice age was coming, he wouldn’t bother with the beach bod.

Because of you I have to work and pat taxes.

God made me.

I don’t have a “dad bod”, I have a “father figure”

oh the irony