Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for December 02, 2022

… and I just had my colonoscopy.

Vlad impaled the worm

Bad Vlad

Looks like Vlad ate the worm and left the olive.

Gasp!

Mr. Wiggly: Impaled by Vlad the Impaler. What a sad end for the Wiggster.

I had a friend that once said Vlad’s impalements were OK because he did it to “save his people from the Ottomans”. I could hear the crunch when my chin hit the floor.