Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2022

Hemlockorrhoids?

Jingleberries?

This strikes me funny! I will chuckle over it all day.

Some sort of rash, it appears. They can do wonders with topical creams, now.

Dingleberries??!!

Christmaspox

I heard that some reindeer have nose issues this time of the year…

“It’s all cosmetic. You won’t need a tree surgeon.”

“Whatever you do, don’t pop them! And stay away from cats.”

Ahhh; ‘Ornamental Rash’. (Although I guess it’s better than tinselitis!)

Does it hurt when I touch your balls? No doc,keep doing it.

Since they cover his outside, why did he have to “assume the position”?

Now, the berries on the strings of popcorn… we need to do some tests.

Watch out a cat might jump out! By the way is that Pumpkin Spice underwear under your Pine needles?

Talk about bulbs in all the wrong places….☺️☺️☺️

Nothing a good tree surgeon cannot fix!

Klingons.

I hate when my dangly things turn red.

They will go away in a few weeks though.

I love the look on his face! :)

The doctor must be a urologist, since he’s checking the patient’s…balls.