Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 05, 2022

Hoo boy. Looks like the girls are gonna win this.

The stuffing is blue, ok then.

I guess he subbed leftover blueberry muffins for breadcrumbs.

Kyle definitely looks chiseled…

Even ace pitchers start to lose their stuff as the game goes on. A good manager knows when to make a change. Of course, if Kevin and Miles are your bullpen, maybe you just live and die with Kyle and order a pizza if he fails.

I’d be afraid of food poisoning, especially if the turkey is still frozen.

I don’t think Kyle knows what he’s doing.

Uh. . . one of life’s “learning processes”? I can’t believe that every guy in the world is born knowing how to carve a turkey. . .

That is NOT how you carve a turkey!

The holiday season does give some people the blues.

Aaaand there it is…. This is gonna be good. Dad’s right, please stand back, for your own health and safety. Can’t wait to see dessert.

More cowbell!