That’s only good for the real Santa. A chubby, grey bearded friend was beloved in his annual role as shopping mall Santa; but those extra pounds took him long before his time.
I lived in a town that had an annual Santa lookalike contest. Judging was all encompassing – white beard, hair, glasses, and belly. The same two twins were always in a dead heat in the end.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
Seriously? Someone fatter than that chubby, plump, jolly, old elf?
Baarorso about 2 years ago
Plus Plugger belly padding is natural. They don’t have to wear pillows! ;D
jmolay161 about 2 years ago
Maybe Santa’s wearing Spandex, plus that heavy belt.
Geophyzz about 2 years ago
That’s only good for the real Santa. A chubby, grey bearded friend was beloved in his annual role as shopping mall Santa; but those extra pounds took him long before his time.
juicebruce about 2 years ago
PE and Pie Hole control will help with the belly issue …
ctolson about 2 years ago
I lived in a town that had an annual Santa lookalike contest. Judging was all encompassing – white beard, hair, glasses, and belly. The same two twins were always in a dead heat in the end.
walstib Premium Member about 2 years ago
My pastor wins every year. Runners up, all my coffee & donuts buddies.
KEA about 2 years ago
my goal is 28pounds down by Xmas… I’m at 18… (sigh)
Back to Big Mike about 2 years ago
Oh aych ee double hockeysticks, I’ve had him beat for over twenty years. He doesn’t even stop by anymore…wait…no.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
They call this their annual gut check moment.