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Once I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly told the server, and she brought me another. THAT one didn’t have a fortune in it either! I said “Tell me the truth! Am I dying?!”
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
that’s fine as fortune cookies aren’t really Chinese
Baarorso about 2 years ago
Better buy some paint remover. After all, that fortune teller will make your PALM RED.;-D
Doug K about 2 years ago
That might be okay for the fortune part of the fortune cookie, but what about the cookie part of the cookie?
RavennaAl about 2 years ago
The best fortune cookie I ever got said “You are contemplative and analytical by nature” . So I thought to myself, I wonder what that could mean?
e.groves about 2 years ago
I saw a container of fortune cookies for sale yesterday at the grocery store.
SlackPuter about 2 years ago
As for me I just want to take the darn paper out of the good cookie
EnlilEnkiEa about 2 years ago
That’s about the same in accuracy.
tcayer about 2 years ago
Once I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I jokingly told the server, and she brought me another. THAT one didn’t have a fortune in it either! I said “Tell me the truth! Am I dying?!”
heathcliff2 about 2 years ago
No more palm readers, Ziggy.
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
Fortune cookie or palm reader — doesn’t matter to me. I have equal confidence in the accuracy of both (which is to say, none at all).