Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2022

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    That’s just a bit too creepy.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    OH NO!

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now that is just disturbing …

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    I have the opposite problem; my mouth opens while I sleep, gets real dry, and I wake up gagging!!!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago
    Kreepy Kringle
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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That song always was creepy because of that lyric. Other than that, it’s a nice tune.

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    TStyle78  almost 2 years ago

    Useful information.

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    dhaiphip  almost 2 years ago

    Santa Claus is Big Brother !

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Is he trying to pull the wool over her eyes?

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    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s good. I only get in trouble when I’m awake. Bring on the presents, back up the sleigh!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Santa stalker is coming to town!

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    saylorgirl  almost 2 years ago

    That is not just disturbing but unnerving!

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    KenseidenXL  almost 2 years ago

    Stalker Claus is inside your house!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    But he knows everyone is awake.

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    Znox11  almost 2 years ago

    …as long as he doesn’t see what I do before I go to sleep.

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    ktsndog  almost 2 years ago

    creepy

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So you’re saying that Santa’s other gig is sleep study guy? He knows if you are snoring, or having a breathing mishap. He knows when you lack oxygen and need to wear a CPap

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    Nuliajuk  almost 2 years ago

    Creepy!

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Dear Santa, please send me your list of naughty girls.

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    b.john71  almost 2 years ago

    This just in Santa’s a peeping tom/stalker

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Aaaaak! I need new Pj’s

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 2 years ago

    Whoops! I read the second name as b!tch instead of Beth. LOL!

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    From then on they slept in PJs.

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    To have less time for doing this, he needs more chimneys to hurry down.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    ♪ “Si-i-i-lent Night . . . Ho-o-o-ly Crap!”

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    Daniel Mishkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ve wanted for years to find an old Ron Cobb cartoon set in Santa’s workshop, where the elves are grimly working beneath a sign on the wall showing a stern, Big-Brother-like Santa and the words HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING. Any chance a reader here has an image of it?

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    katey11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, now that’s creepy.

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