Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2022

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    I still believe she had an affair with WC Fields

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Pickled Beets

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Well don’t that Beet all !!

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    Little Caesar  almost 2 years ago

    “Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.”

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    Me_  almost 2 years ago

    This gag calls for a double face-palm

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    It may be cranberries…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I thought it would involve a horrific accident at the LED factory.

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    johnjoyce  almost 2 years ago

    Funny, Mark! Thanks :-)

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Lot more than just the nose gonna be red..

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    This explains he Red. What about the Glow/Shine?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Last week I had some crinkle cut pickled beets, tasty.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    ……and this is why Rudolph’ nose is so bright….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    The beet juice that would later run down Rudolph’s chin is a grim reminder of the bloodthirsty, rabid killer that he would become.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not buying this, I think it’s because he hangs out at bars a lot.

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