Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 28, 2022

you do an important job Schoolhouse, keep it up!

But, Sally, would being a TV star require — oh, I don’t know — acting lessons?

Or, you know, the Great Wall!

(Don’t wish to be the one in Berlin, though. It doesn’t have a future.)

“You Can’t Always Get What You Want” (The Rolling Stones)

Every now and then I run across people who shouldn’t be where they’re at. Cops, doctors, lawyers, teachers……you follow me? But I always feel a sense of loss and some sadness when a historic building is razed and a parking lot is installed.

That’s the problem of being a brick in a wall. He can’t think outside the box and becoming a unique one of a kind individual!

You don’t have to be a big TV star these days…just look at all the no-talents on those “reality shows”…

The first taste of 1976 Peanuts strips, we expect 1 more 1975 Peanuts strip this Saturday for New Year’s Eve.

Nothing bad has ever happened to children who became big TV stars. Hm? What’s this article? “Top 10 Child Stars Who Committed Suici—” Ok, nevermind.

Don’t child stars get tutored on the set?

Sally, being a TV Star gives you lots of perks and money, but it also comes with non constructive critics, evil executives and being harassed by the media.

The Sistine Chapel is nice, but I’d rather be the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. That place has CLASS.

If you were the Sistine Chapel, School, you’d feel even older than you do now.

Hence why so many stars are drooling imbeciles. “What’s a book?”

The grass is always greener… over the septic tank.

The words for playing and acting ar homonyms (spelled and pronounced the same) in Icelandic, so we say that actors go to play school.

Well, Sally, you may not have to go to this school, but schooling will still be in your life. Sorry about that.

Not to spread any rumours, but I’ve heard the Sistine Chapel would rather be a velodrome.

Forget about acting, just be an influencer. Soon you can market your own line of socks

At least it didn’t drop a brick on her.

Stars go to school, Sally! So buckle down!

Don’t be like Dylan and sign the contract at the crossroad..

A child star – a starlet…

A noble goal indeed but excepting one’s abilities and limitations is the real secret to success or at least happiness….

Even Shirley Temple had to go to school.

Sally, you’re probably more famous and for more years than many “tv stars.”

After all, the brick and mortar school building turns out not to be an atheist.