Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2022

And there are ways to know if your Siamese cat is an evil monster. Do you want to hear about those, Bucky?

So if he weighs the same as a duck, then he’s made of wood, and therefore …

Why a duck?

Nice job giving ideas to Bucky, Rob!

During the Salem witch trials there was only one person who was crushed by stones. Giles Corey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giles_Corey

Let’s put Bucky in the bath and see if he is a witch.

Bucky would rather have the cash equivalent.

If I recall the way dunking worked as a test of whether someone was a witch, you dunked ‘em in a pond, and if they didn’t drown that proved they were a witch. Then you burned ‘em at the stake. And if they did drown, they weren’t a witch. But unfortunately, they ended up dead anyway.

It is hard to imagine Bucky working at PetSmart as a dog groomer.

… all this resulted from a bad dream, mayhaps from indulging in spoiled tuna treats before bedtime.

Throw Bucky in the tub, might wake him up from his idiocy!

If Satchel’s the witch, Bucky must be the Familiar.

Sometimes one as to believe the signals Bucky receives from, well, wherever he gets them, are being skewed by asymmetrical reception due to his missing tooth.

Leave Satchel alone!

Rob must be seriously out of his mind to even mention such things in Bucky’s presence.

If Satchel weighs the same as a duck….A WITCH!

Satchel can be lured into the tub with a rubber ducky …!

Seriously, Rob? Giving Bucky worse ideas???