Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 20, 2022

No, you’re thinking of Phoenix tears, Bucky.

You made Satchel cry…to the Loading Dock with you..wait, that’s a different comic.

As Reba used to say in her old sitcom, Bucky is dumber than a five pound sack of stupid.

Satchel, Bucky has the dumb racket covered, he’s just kidding himself! And besides, males are Warlocks!

“I know 3 stupid people,and you’re two of them!”

Hateful cat.

That 3rd panel actually made me LOL … a rare occurance, but a good dig on Rob and Satchel wins the prize …

Awww, poor Satchel. I wish I could jump in the comic and give him a hug.

And in the final panel, Satchel once again proves that Bucky is the smart one. If Satchel was all that smart, he would come up with a rebuttal. And of course Rob is biased and always sides with Satchel. Poor Bucky, having to put up with those two.

To quote Ralph Cramden – “To the moon, Bucky, to the moon!”

Satchel could be reminded that the roots of the term “witch” meant “wise one”.

Witch-killing jokes are not as funny since I have read of more than a million deaths related to witch-hunts, mostly in Europe, but also in the U.S.

This is a classic …!

Sigh.

Bucky needs a time out in his closet. Satchel should get a big hug and a very special treat.