Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 20, 2022

He’s like the Goofy Gophers – if they were a single, split-personality rodent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy5LlRbKFFM

Love yourself. It’s the best present you’ll ever get.

You really don’t have to get Hammy anything for Christmas,

Really. You really don’t.

Hammy doesn’t take, he only gives.

He’s practicing for when he gets his gift.

Christmas shopping would be a lot easier if we all just bought for ourselves.

He wants Sammy.

See I’m wise enough to know

When a gift needs givin’, and I got just the one

Somethin’ to show ya that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It’s easy to do just follow these steps

1, Cut a hole in a box

2, Put a squirrel in that box

3, Make her open the box

And that’s the way you do it

It’s a squirrel in a box

A squirrel in a box babe

It’s a squirrel in a box

Ooh, a squirrel in a box girl

The gift that won’t stop giving.

My presence is your present…

mi presencia es tu presente